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Worst. Poems. Ever. May 7, 2010

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Chip McGregor is hosting his yearly bad poetry contest this week. The entries, so far, are a real treat, especially the very first entry by Aimee Salter. I have submitted my own special piece, entitled SPECIAL.

It looks like I might be in with a chance if no one else enters . . . so I challenge you all to oust me from my winning (in my opinion) spot. Here is my entry, but you will need to post your own on Chip’s page, and it should be PG clean.


This poetry contest does be great
and while i wait
to see if i can a winner be
i can be a poem as lovely as a tree

the tree it blows
in the way vacuums suck
and fat men eat
like turkeys that gobble
in their special way

speaking of special
like the half-off coupons in the Sunday paper and you can rip them out with your sharp nail with the pointy bits of
that stick out the side that you can’t never seem to get your teeth onto the edges of




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