A novel is written. So many hours over coffee and chocolate and excuses to not do housework. It’s quite the deal, really. I should write another one. 🙂 But then . . .
Storyline—Does it make sense? Does it flow?
Characters—Are they believable? Are they likeable?
Length—Is it the required length for the genre?
Plot—Does the suspense/tension build?
Drivel—Are there sections of pointless rambling?
Writing—Is every word necessary?
Chapters—Does every chapter end with a hook?
Spelling—Is everything spelled correctly?
Punctuation/grammar—Are all my sentences complete, my apostrophes in the right places, and my periods frequent enough?
Find a few friends who
a) are not close enough to me to care about disappointing me?
b) are kind enough to read the manuscript at all?
Make almost all the changes my knowledgeable friends suggested without muttering some Hogwarts, um . . . blessing over them.
Come up with a stunning paragraph that forces the agent/editor my manuscript will be sent to to stop popping caffeine pills and gasp in excitement.
Make every word about my manuscript dazzle like a disco ball.
Send in the darn thing.
Receive a form rejection letter
or a really nice and encouraging, but still a rejection, message.
And that’s when it’s time to rewrite my novel or start another one.
Personally, I think that’s how Amy Tan came up with the title The Joy Luck Club. It describes the writer’s life to perfection.
P.S. I wanted to insert this photo so badly but couldn’t do it in a hurry. Check out the disco ball lady here!
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