Remake your favorite romance novel cover, only do it Twilight style.
Smartbitchestrashybooks has sent out the call. Despite only having twenty minutes left to be a participant in this contest, I couldn’t resist. Thanks to my (literally) insane photo-editing skills, I have turned Heathcliff into a dwarf-like, stumpy-legged, sparkly vampire who, now dead, can’t wait to sink his teeth into her, because that’s what true love looks like, right?
I couldn’t leave ol’ Heathcliff in his workclothes, so I added the shiny touch of a Saturday-night-live red satin shirt and some tight black dancing pants. Vampires should have shiny clothes to go with their sparkly (not) personalities.
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